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Captain Obvious

Well, about me. I'm Captain Obvious. Who am I? I am the duck. And I use only the best ingredients to create the best juices you will ever try. Like, The Breakfast One? It's insanely delicious and can be used morning, noon, or night. Honestly, anytime that you are craving The Breakfast One, I encourage you to use it. I enjoy The Beach Bum One, but highly recommend using SPF 30 while vaping it. And The Key Lime One? Don't get me started. Okay, you did. It's better than any pie any relative of yours ever made. Seriously. Take my word for it because you obviously can't comment on this page to tell me that I'm wrong. The graham cracker notes send me sailing away to a store near you to stock up on more. It's that good.